What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can't tuna fish.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What's the holiest insect?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?