What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
How do amoebas make calls?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Board Game With A Twist
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What school subject really rocks?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?