What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
How is cat food sold?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why are cars magic?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why are baseball games at night?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?