What day never takes itself seriously?
April Fool's Day.
What's a cat's favorite song?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
How did the tree get lost?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?