What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call a sad latte?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?