What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
How was the wedding?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?