What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
The museum curator needed a break.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?