What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Bot-any plants lately?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Can February March?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did summer say to spring?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?