What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Bot-any plants lately?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do teachers do during summer break?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?