What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Ape-rons!
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?