What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Ape-rons!
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What instrument did the door play in the band?