What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Ape-rons!
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do you call two birds in love?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?