What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Ape-rons!
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why are turtles so shy?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why are cars magic?