Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
It was one smart cookie.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why are puppies so flexible?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?