What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why are books always so angry?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?