What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
How does the sun listen to music?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why did the foal cough?