What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What bird is always sad?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What fish sings the best?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
When is Dad's bedtime?