What did the calculator tell his valentine?
You can count on me.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
How do billboards talk?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why do bees buzz?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?