Which celebrity always frowns?
Simon Scowl.
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do nosey peppers do?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?