Which celebrity always frowns?
Simon Scowl.
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
How do you get straight A's?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?