Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How do you get straight A's?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Can February March?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?