Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?