Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
Why are grandkids so great?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why are computers so good at golf?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What food is a man's best friend?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?