Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What animals make the best students?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Where would you find an elephant?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Which music festival was full of lumber?