What's a pastor's favorite city?
Providence.
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
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Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What is the smallest lion?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?