What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Pupcorn.
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What tea do footballers drink?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?