What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Pupcorn.
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?