What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Pupcorn.
Who granted the fish a wish?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Where are average things manufactured?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?