When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the foal cough?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?