When do astronauts eat?
At launch time.
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why was the dog so popular?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?