What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Rocky road.
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the body of water think so much?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Why are ghosts always single?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How do hurricanes see?
Which fly makes films?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
How does dinner smell?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?