Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?