Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How do automobiles fly?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?