What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy birthday!
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What building always gets stains on it?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What was the first animal in space?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?