Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
What makes a glow worm glow?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
How long do chickens work?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do surfers go to school?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?