Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Can February March?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?