Why did summer catch autumn?
Because autumn had a fall.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?