What type of flower grows up too fast?
A son-flower.
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?