What type of flower grows up too fast?
A son-flower.
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
How does a penguin build its house?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you call an old snowman?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do mice do when they're at home?