What type of flower grows up too fast?
A son-flower.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the rug say to the floor?