What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
A subwoofer.
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?