What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
A subwoofer.
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why was the horse so happy?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Which fly makes films?