What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
A subwoofer.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?