Where do German dogs sleep?
In the dog haus.
How do you make antifreeze?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?