Where do German dogs sleep?
In the dog haus.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Why don't ants get sick?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
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Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why was the broom late for school?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?