What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Mums.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why do rodents make the best runners?