What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Cheerio!
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?