What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What did the confused bee say?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?