What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Impasta.
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why are stones so good at music?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?