When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why was the mime upset?
What kind of books do boats write?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?