When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What's E.T. short for?
Why are English teachers so smart?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?