What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
I broke my finger!
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?