What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What animal has the most fun?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
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What game does chlorine never lose?
What bird is always sad?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call an old snowman?