What do goats and moms have in common?
They both have kids.
Why do fish live in salt water?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?