Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill.
What building always gets stains on it?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why did the elk have great hair?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?