Did you hear about the famous pickle?
He was a big dill.
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why are turtles so shy?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call hiking college students?