Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Because they love to play ball!
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What do cows say when you milk them?
It's allergy season again?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?