What did the rug say to the floor?
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How do automobiles fly?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do fish use for glasses?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
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What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Which state has the best streets?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What's a bat's favorite game?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...