What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Which insect makes the best father?