What did the rug say to the floor?
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What fish only swims at night?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?