What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What's a cat's favorite color?