What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Which is the worst season?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
How did the tree get lost?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?