What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
The cold shoulder.
Why are cause and effect so close?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?