What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
They go around the table and say what they're ungrateful for.
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do math teachers eat?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?