What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
They go around the table and say what they're ungrateful for.
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?