What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Brad Pitt.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do you call a baby monkey?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?