What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Brad Pitt.
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What math figure is also in the band?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?