Why did the girl study in the airplane?
She wanted a higher education.
What animals make the best baseball players?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What animal makes the best lunches?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where do tough ducks come from?