What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
No, 'emma stone!
How do you grill cheese?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What animal floats best?
What shape is bad at driving?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What condiment has wings?
Which singer could always break a five?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?