What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
No, 'emma stone!
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do cows say when you milk them?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?