What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
No, 'emma stone!
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What game do cows play at parties?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why was the picture sent to jail?