Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
When does a horse talk?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?