Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
What animal likes to party the most?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What animal styles their hair every day?
When do mice play every day?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?