Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
When do astronauts eat?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Where do cows go for lunch?
How do snowmen get information?