What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What was the first animal in space?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?