What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Which fly makes films?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?