Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What reads and lives in an apple?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?