Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why did the foal cough?
What do elves learn in school?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Guitarists are so stressed out.