Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
To the mew-seum.
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?