What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's black and white and red all over?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?