What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why do trees try new things so often?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How do automobiles fly?