What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
A petticoat.
What does winter fat turn into?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Which family member is always relieved?
What country has the most fish?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?