What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
ChocoLATE.
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Which is the worst season?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?