What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What school subject really rocks?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do cows say on NYE?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why did the mare gain weight?