What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?