What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Time to baguette.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do naked fish play with?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?