Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
How do you make a walnut laugh?