Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Which state has the best streets?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?