Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
He couldn't face defeet!
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why are turtles so shy?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?