What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
How do you organize a space party?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?