What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
How do amoebas make calls?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Where do books sleep?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?