What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
They got schooled.
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do jokesters study in college?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?