What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What country has the most fish?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What time of day was Adam created?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?