What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Where do goldfish go camping?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What game do bats excel at?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you find at the end of everything?