What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?