What animal has the worst mood swings?
A polar bear.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What birds always travel in twos?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?