What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What is the most faithful insect?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where would you find an elephant?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What do you call a vacation at home?
How do scientists grow fruit?