What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do insects learn at school?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What animal floats best?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Which condiment adds the most kick?