What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
An udder failure.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What birds make average students?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do bees chew?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What does a dog say before eating?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?