How do scientists freshen their breath?
With experi-mints!
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Which relative loves rice?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What tree has the most bark?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?