What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Where was Noah born?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What is the coolest country?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do magicians score well in exams?