What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do you call octopus twins?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?