What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What's the most determined bird?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What does the sun drink out of?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?