What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Friday afternoon.
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's the holiest insect?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Where do frogs keep their money?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why are trees so good at interior design?