What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Donuts and Bolts.
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why are cars magic?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?