What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Donuts and Bolts.
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What says: oom oom oom?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?