What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Donuts and Bolts.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?