What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Donuts and Bolts.
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call hiking college students?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What type of dog loves to take showers?