Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why can't you trust a pig?