Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a real pain in the neck.
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What is a cow's dream job?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?