Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
When do astronauts eat?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?