Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What was the first animal in space?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?