Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
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What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What type of car do planets buy?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's the loudest sport?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's the difference between soccer and football?