Why do magicians score well in exams?
Because they can handle trick questions.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's the scariest letter?
What sound does a witch's car make?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do you call the successful dog detective?