What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Little Boo Peep!
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why are ghosts always single?
Which insect is the smartest?