Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?