Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
How do you get kids to do something?