Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How does a squid go into battle?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
How do you organize a space party?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?