Why are scissors so forgiving?
They know how to cut people slack.
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do jokesters study in college?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?