What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Cookie Muenster.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
The museum curator needed a break.
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?